They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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