I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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