too bad you live with your parents still
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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