My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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