so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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