On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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