You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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