you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I still have a little drunk in my system
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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