yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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