It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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