I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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