I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Damn victory sex feels great
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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