Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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