Plan B is the new Plan A
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
