a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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