Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Congratulations! We have a period
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