Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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