i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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