i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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