what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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