Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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