i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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