It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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