I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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