Can Purell be used as lube?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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