sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Are we still banned from the library?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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