Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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