I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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