yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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