Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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