Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
