Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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