plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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