And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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