Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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