too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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