Jerry, you need to find god
Everything about him screamed your future.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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