...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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