CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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