he puts the penis in happiness.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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