Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
