your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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