I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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