I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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