i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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