I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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