Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My pussy is not your playground.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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