Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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