one two three fourrrrnication!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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