I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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