I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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