I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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