Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
