i think my mom watched the whole time
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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