Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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