I CAN MOONWALK!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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